CageNews
In today’s CageNews, Nicolas Cage has signed up to star in a movie called “The Wild Side,” where he plays a psychopathic stalker.
In other words, it’s a day in the life kind of film.
Just found this picture, my new favorite thing ever. Can someone please Photoshop this so I’m the guy and Rufus is the dog? I’d make it my profile picture, I promise! Laughs maniacally.
Stats Report: 0. Just how this blog likes it.
Just a quick update, been offline for the past three or so weeks from social media sites except for responding to messages sent to me via Facebook and such. Slowly coming back online now that semester is over. Possibly just so I can write a review on Battleship.
No. I can’t spend money on that. Not Battleship.
Or Amazing Spider-Man. Spider-Man doesn’t wear sneakers, damn it.
Really happy that I’m out of school, hope to see everyone around this summer.
Just watched a movie about two lesbians who kept having visions about themselves turning into werewolves and killing each other at the Tribeca Film Festival.
It was bad.
Chandler dancing on Nicolas Cage as he steals the Declaration of Independence.
♦ As requested by: sonic-life-sonic-death
Hey Jake, check it out.
It’s beautiful.
Sad News Today from the world of Nic Cage
In a recent interview, Nic Cage announced he is ending his “Hair Experimentation Period.” So yeah, no more this:
While this is sad, just the fact that he had a hair experimentation period raises my spirits a bit.
The Downside to you and your college friends trying to watch every Nic Cage movie before the end of the semester.
Sorry, can’t finish this post, have to go watch G-Force.
The first picture of the bad guy in the new Spider-Man movie. Apparently taken of him while he was on the can.
